What would you do for a piece of millionaire's shortbread?

This may be a rather long title, but I wanted to make you think for a bit. What would YOU do for a piece of millionaire's shortbread?

Bear in mind, if you will, that this isn't a regular piece of millionaire's shortbread from the supermarket. This is homemade millionaire's shortbread that (I'm pretty sure) everyone who has tasted it has said it is better than the pieces from Costa.

High praise, naturally.

But anyway. What would you do for a piece of this wonderful millionaire's shortbread (by the way, in case this wasn't clear, I make it)?

Maybe you are now wondering why exactly I am asking you this. The answer is this: I made millionaire's shortbread on the request of my mum, and so I also made another load because my friends like eating it. Two of my friends, who do not sit on my table at lunch (because yes, we do have 'tables' like in Mean Girls) wanted to eat some, and so I let them have one piece.

But apparently, these two love it so much, they were willing to stand by our table for the rest of lunch and beg for another piece.

I said no (a lot) but eventually realised that they'd so pretty much anything for another piece, and so I plotted with another friend to make them do something embarrassing.

We came up with the idea that they should stand on a table in the canteen and sing the National Anthem as loudly as possible.

They did this (not well).

And while they did not stand on the table properly, and they did not know all the words (treason), they did attempt it and they made us all laugh.

And they both received a piece of millionaire's shortbread.

So, what would you do for a piece of millionaire's shortbread? (Disclaimer: shops do not accept bad singing and dancing as payment for food, or anything really. Please do not try it.)

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